In other words, Hugo Chavez is starting to act like the Mayor Bloomberg of New York City. Truly terrifying, I know. The leader of a country acting like Baron Von Bloomberg? Examples below. We can only hope someone stages an intervention to let Hugo know that he's getting all.....Bloomberg-ish.
Bloomberg changes the term limits, allowing himself to run again
Chavez changes term limits in constitution
Bloomberg says government should mandate healthy foods
Hugo Chavez calls for changes to his country's eating habits
Bloomberg launches self funded crusade against guns
Venezuela launches gun control effort
Mayor Bloomberg: "I have my own army."
really, just an insane boasting session that shows how megalomaniacal this petty dictator is!
Venezuelan General assures public that Chavez is still in charge of the military
However, Hugo hasn't quite sunk to the depths of open hypocrisy that Baron Von Bloomberg has. For instance, he doesn't leave his fiefdom every weekend to golf in protection of his personal armed guards in a gun free country. Said armed guards are NYPD officers. You see, the good Baron knows that while
The good Baron, in an attempt to blend in with the
In what is surely a more certain indication of insanity than Hugo's assertion that GW is the devil, Baron Von Bloomberg backed restoring a two term limit to the office of Mayor of New York City. You see, the city needed the leadership only His Grace could provide and that's why he had the term limitations changed to three terms instead of two. Now that his Sacred Work is done and no more persons who carry the heavy weight of Divine Leadership are in line for the throne, it's best to change the term limitations back. You can't make this shit up.
We can only hope Hugo's friends and family stage an intervention to keep him from getting all Bloombeg-ish. I am considering pooling funds together to buy him the game Modern Warfare 3 in order to allow him to unwind and have a little Hugo time.